蜘蛛的恋爱指南蜘蛛的恋爱养成笔趣阁

在笔趣阁这个充满奇遇和浪漫的故事平台中,蜘蛛的恋爱故事总是让人忍俊不禁，作为一个外表普通、性格有点"不按常理出牌"的生物，蜘蛛的恋爱历程充满了幽默与温情，就让我们一起走进蜘蛛的世界，看看这个"不正经"的生物是如何收获幸福的。

第一章 初次相遇：蜘蛛的"浪漫"方式

蜘蛛的恋爱故事总是从一个看似普通的场景开始,某天，阳光明媚，蜘蛛在自己的 webs 之间穿梭，享受着属于自己的宁静时光，突然，一阵微风吹过，蜘蛛的网线轻轻晃动，仿佛在向远处招手，这时，一只勤劳的蚂蚁正匆匆忙忙地搬运着食物，经过蜘蛛所在的 webs。

"喂，小蜘蛛，你又在发呆了？"蚂蚁停下来，语气中带着一丝关切，蜘蛛抬起头，看着蚂蚁略显惊讶的表情，"我...我在等你呢。"蚂蚁眨了眨大眼睛，"等我？等我什么？"

蜘蛛摇摇头,"等你来向我求婚。"

蚂蚁愣住了,"求婚？小蜘蛛，你这是在开玩笑吧？"

蜘蛛歪着头,"当然不是，我...我...我..."

"等等，我问你，你平时是怎么和异性交朋友的？"蚂蚁突然插话道，"你不会就...直接上去吧？"

蜘蛛一愣,"你...你会说这种话吗？"

蚂蚁不好意思地挠挠头,"我...我只是好奇。"

蜘蛛笑了笑,"我平时不会直接上去的，因为...因为...因为蜘蛛网太危险了。"

蚂蚁眨了眨眼睛,"危险？"

蜘蛛点点头,"有些蜘蛛会直接向异性发情，但我是...我是...我比较谨慎。"

蚂蚁若有所思,"谨慎一点是好事，这样可以避免很多麻烦。"

蜘蛛摆摆手,"我...我最近..."

"等等，我问你，你最近在追求谁？"蚂蚁打断了蜘蛛的话。

蜘蛛一惊,"你...你...你..."

"我问你，你最近在追求谁？"蚂蚁重复道，"是真的人还是虚拟的？"

蜘蛛彻底懵了,"你...你这是在开什么玩笑？"

蚂蚁无奈地摇摇头,"好吧，我尊重你的隐私，你这...这...有点...有点...有趣。"

蜘蛛不好意思地挠挠头,"谢谢你的关心，蚂蚁，我...我最近在...嗯..."

"等等，"蚂蚁突然打断了蜘蛛，"我问你，你平时在追女生的时候，会用什么方法？"

蜘蛛一愣,"我...我不会用什么特别的方法，我就是.....嗯.....嗯..."

"....嗯.....嗯..."蜘蛛回答得越来越长，"....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯.....嗯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